The 25 Most Ridiculous Business Names Out There

Shocked businessman

Shocked businessman
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It’s amazing how many bad ideas actually turn into business brands.

These are the company or product names that make you wonder: What were they thinking? Were they clueless? Did the marketing director not have access to an internet search engine, or at least a dictionary?

Just for the fun of it, we pulled together this roster of the worst company names — maybe someone’s late-night ideas that don’t really hold up to the light of day.

Our criteria for this completely subjective list include:

  • Incredibly poor taste
  • Groan-worthy or nausea-inducing puns
  • URL fails

And now, in no particular order — but starting with a name that tops the category of “incredibly poor taste”…